Boost your brains !!!!!!!

It is often touted that people get complacent after getting into prestigious institutes like IITs and IIMs. Having been at both these places, I have seen the faculty getting worried about how to boost these (so-called, I do not believe it) best brains of the nation. To help them, biological researchers have come up with this path breaking conclusion -

Chocolate and sex can boost brain.

Just to let you know that, this is not a creation of an idle mind - you can check it for yourself on rediff news. Now, the need of the time is to realize the gravity of the situation and act on this finding.

The institute authorities need to take the actions on both the fronts immediately:

Chocolates - The easier part

1. Tie into sponsorship contracts with all the chocolate majors - Nestle, Cadbury etc.
2. Ask the global recruitment companies to bring with them cartoons of imported swiss and Belgian chocolates to please the taste buds of the premium Indian talent
3. To provide convenience to the best minds while ensuring delivery of chocolates - make on-campus arrangements 24X7 room delivery.

Sex - The tougher one

This part is too tough to be answered by an inexperienced unfortunate zombie locked in the male dominated campuses of IIT-IIM for last 6 years. Hence, I would invite insightful comments from the experienced readers in this regard.

B-Charo

"B-charo!

ab samay jald aa raha nikalne ka
Sabko alvida kehna ka

Chalo phir un dino ko yaad kare.......

jab tum sab mujhe faartaa pukaarte thein
Adrian ke sar par class mein haath firatein thein
Group 10 ko cold call karvate thein
Challenge CP -- prof. se bhi karaate thein

Lotion ko random bumps dilwaate thein
Tarak ke mooh khulte hee usse ghoor ghoor kar dekhte thein
Chepuri ki tarah haath uthane ki koshish karte thein
MuLi ko ladkiyon ki taraf dekhte range-haath pakadte thein

Benjy, Roto ko zyaada yaad nahin hoga,
Sapno se woh kahaan nikalte thein
Woh haataa-paayi yaad karo jab,
marks chhupaane..
MANAC ke corrected quiz papers baat-te thein

Kuch pal toh bhoole jaaye na,
Kaul ki leli jab MC prof. ne STOP!!!! bol kar,
Ya Prince Bivaash ko jab bulaava aaya,
Toh Chetan Soman ne leli unki khol kar!!

Yaar chalo phir un dino ki yaad kare
Mil baith sab arbit puraani baat karein

Negi!!! chal phir se kaam par lag jao!!!"

This poem has been composed by one of my batchmates, Swatik Nigam (PGP-2008, IIMA)
and is in the memory of the first year days of Section-B, Boozters.