Friday, February 08, 2008

Boost your brains !!!!!!!

It is often touted that people get complacent after getting into prestigious institutes like IITs and IIMs. Having been at both these places, I have seen the faculty getting worried about how to boost these (so-called, I do not believe it) best brains of the nation. To help them, biological researchers have come up with this path breaking conclusion -
Chocolate and sex can boost brain.

Just to let you know that, this is not a creation of an idle mind - you can check it for yourself on rediff news. Now, the need of the time is to realize the gravity of the situation and act on this finding.

The institute authorities need to take the actions on both the fronts immediately:

Chocolates - The easier part
  1. Tie into sponsorship contracts with all the chocolate majors - Nestle, Cadbury etc.
  2. Ask the global recruitment companies to bring with them cartoons of imported swiss and Belgian chocolates to please the taste buds of the premium Indian talent
  3. To provide convenience to the best minds while ensuring delivery of chocolates - make on-campus arrangements 24X7 room delivery.
Sex - The tougher one

This part is too tough to be answered by an inexperienced unfortunate zombie locked in the male dominated campuses of IIT-IIM for last 6 years. Hence, I would invite insightful comments from the experienced readers in this regard.


10 comments:

Monu said...

Nice information. Yes - The second problem is a bit difficult. I think 50% reservation to women in IIT and IIM will do from the administration side, rest 50% male will take care :)) ....

- Monu.

Monu said...

I can cite at least one exception to your rule. Even after spending 6 years in male dominated campuses and probably not many chocos .. u remains so intelligent :) ... - Monu.

Monu said...

You invited comments only from the experienced reader :( .. this is not fair ... I assumed its ok for anyone to comment :)) ..

Unknown said...

anyone can comment, suggestions invited for second part from experienced ones...

Am I intelligent? only time will tell.

I do not think reservation is the best way to solve the problem... I have thought of alternative means...

Anonymous said...

Legalize prostitution in campuses and have pro-melas for discounted rates.

Unknown said...

stupid idea, samsat.

Monu said...

Legally, allow the marriage of boy and girl before 21/18 years .. those who want to remain intelligent will bring spouse with them .... those who want risk their intelligence will wait ... -Monu.

Unknown said...

No, i think a lot of effort was made to stop child marriage...no marriage before 21.

Monu said...

I think if child marriage cannot be allowed before 21 yrs than so should be the sex and sex without marriage is completely vague in Indian society making the problem you cited vague and not-solvable in the current context. -Monu.

Unknown said...

sex before marriage is a reality in today's world whether we want to accept it or not.